LOADING... THE YEAR IS 2024, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF WHO KNOWS THE FUCK WHERE, NEW YORK. THE STATE OF THE WORLD, IN YOUR EYES, IS A CATACLYSM. BUT IT'S FINE.. YOU'LL JUST WORK ON THE PASSION PROJECT YOU HOPE DOESN'T BECOME YOUR MAGMUM OPUS. UKWTII. IT ONLY GETS BETTER FROM HERE, YOU HOPE. YOUR NAME IS CIRCUMSTANTIAL, IT CHANGES DEPENDING ON THE CONTEXT. GOOD THING YOU HAVE YOUR CHEAT SHEET CARD TO REMEMBER WHAT NAME IS USED FOR WHEN.

" uhh name that is socially acceotable that you get called irl danny

what your girls call you. dave

INTERBWEBS NAME. doom FUCK YES "



what the fuck? ok. anyways

YOUR WEBSITE MAKES YOU REMINISCE ON WHAT MAKES YOU WHOLE, ALL OF THE MEDIA AND INTERESTS YOUVE GATHERED OVER THE YEARS HAS PILED UP TO BUILD... THIS. AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL. YOU'D LIKE TO SAY THAT NOT ALL OF YOUR 19 YEARS OF LIVING DEFINE YOU, AND THAT WHAT'S NOW MATTERS, PROBABLY. THINGS THAT DEFINE YOU AT THIS CURRENT STATE AND TIME ARE YOUR INTEREST IN COMPUTER VIRUSES, ROBLOX GAMES, MARINE BIOLOGY, ROBOTS, HORROR, INDIE GAMES AS A WHOLE, OLD INTERNET (obviously), NUCLEAR ENERGY, BREAKCORE, THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, MEDIA LITERACY, THE GERMAN LANGUAGE, AND PROBABLY MORE THAT YOU CAN'T BOTHER TO REMEMBER RIGHT NOW.

BECAUSE YOU HAVE A ONE TRACK MIND ITS EASY TO FOCUS MORE ON YOUR INTERESTS COMPARED TO OTHER THINGS, YOU FORGET TO THINK ABOUT YOUR GENDER IDENTITY TO INFORM THE NEWFOUNDED AUDIENCE IN YOUR HEAD..... UH

YOU DON'T

UH

...KNOW
HERE ARE SOME UNRELATED FLAGS, AND YOUR PRONOUNS
https://en.pronouns.page/@UKWTII
(if link does not load my pronouns are it/he)

YOU'RE TAKEN BY YOUR LOVELY ARTISTIC HANDSOME BOOCHIE WOOCHIE BOOBOOBEAR DELUXE CHICKEN NUGGET WITH SMALL FRY HANDSOME SEXY LOVEBUG BOYFRIEND, Evan, hi evan if you're seeing this! YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER EVER SINCE 3/30/23

DELVING INTO YOUR DEEP DARK TWISTED PAST... YOU'VE BEEN CURSED WITH THE ABILITY TO DRAW, IT WAS LIKE A REALLY LONG DEVELOPMENTAL CURSE THOUGH CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN AT THIS SHIT FOR LIKE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND YOU KINDA ONLY STARTED TAKING ART SERIOUSLY 4 YEARS AGO. YOU USED TO MAKE ANIMATION MEMES AS A CREATIVE OUTLET BUT YOU'VE STRAYED FAR FROM THAT PATH AND WILL NEVER RETURN. THAT COMMUNITY WAS A DARK, DARK PLACE. YOU'VE TAKEN UP CODING IN HTML AND CSS FOUR MONTHS AGO (as of 8/18/24) AND YOU'D LIKE TO SAY IT'S A CORE OF YOUR PERSONALITY EVEN THOUGH IT'S 1.72% OF YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE damn that's kinda crazy when you put it like that

YOU DON'T REALLY LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU DON'T HAVE A DISDAIN FOR IT YOU MADE ONE. THIS WAS MADE FOR YOUR STRAWPAGE

man i dont got a fucking outro for this shit can you pretend this is playing: https://youtu.be/3_-a9nVZYjk?si=6W2ZJU_HDwh7KNmx