MIRROR-Behold!


You have no idea who this *thing* is, do you?


1.- Dear lord help me, what is this?!

2.- Of course I do. It's... uhm... is it some kind of superstar? I think i'm a superstar.

3.- This is the face of a late-stage artist.


MIRROR- An artist who didn't even draw this self portait to begin with! Hint: it was actually your boyfriend @0nemile.


It's *too* late. You clearly have carpal tunnel syndrome and rigor mortis on your face, or wait... is that an *expression*? Are you trying to make an expression with that face? Why?


1.- I'm not making it, the face is making it itself.

2.- I have no idea why it's there. It just is.


MIRROR - Please stop, it's horrible! You're scaring yourself.


2.- Okay. (Try to stop.)

2.- No.(Keep making the face.)


MIRROR- Oh my god, you *can't* stop! It's like it's not even voluntary anymore! You have worn that grin into your face and now it won't come off...


What does it even *mean*? What is the emotion you're trying to convey?


1.-Superstardom.

2.-God, I don't know -- It's indescribable.

3.-I think it's supposed to look *suggestive*. I'm afraid it's meant *for the ladies*.

4.-I'm insinuating that I'm vaguely sympathetic. I think I'm sort of pulling it off too -- in a *sad-has-been* kind of way. There is some charm to it.

5.-It's an expression of pain.


MIRROR - There might have been. Before you decided to stay up at ungodly hours just to code this fabricated dialogue to reference a game you enjoy. It's little more than a cadaverous spasm now.


1.- Go to the webmaster's page

2.- Take me back.